Stuff Explained

 Just to make you smile!

Yesterday I posted about conversations overheard.

And I heard from a bunch of you.

So here is the context for both: 

I was at a birthday party.

There were a brother and sister there, 

both in their middle to late twenties.

The older sister said to her younger brother:

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Sometimes you make me sick

but most of the time we get along together great."

Ha! Ha!

* * *

I was in an office setting.

A supervisor informed one of her team members 

about a job that needed to be done.

The team member complained.

The supervisor repeated her request,

the employee complained again.

The supervisor said to the employee:

"Apparently you don't understand English,

and I know you don't speak Spanish,

so I'm just going to give it to you in Bitch!"

 Then the door closed and I couldn't hear anymore.

When the door opened again,

all seemed right in the world.

Don't you love it!!!!!!!